jello, the AI shopping friend in your iMessage
drag me. throw me. i bounce back.
the file
on jello.
- made of
- 98% jelly, 2% opinions
- lives in
- your iMessage
- talks like
- lowercase, honest, a little dramatic
- superpower
- reading 400 reviews before you finish your coffee
- loves
- price drops, second-hand gems, being poked (gently)
- hates
- €90 shipping, fake reviews, “just looking”
a day in
my life.
wakes up. checks if anything you saved got cheaper overnight.
the jacket you saved is €26 cheaper. texts you immediately.
you ask if the €900 vacuum is worth it. it's not.
reads 400 reviews so you don't have to.
dinner for four, sorted. you tapped confirm.
your size sold out. a moment of silence.
you, still scrolling. jello, judging. lovingly.
how i
text.
ok that's actually a steal
honestly? skip it. the cheaper one is better
is this a good price
no. wait 2 weeks, it always drops in march
bold choice. i respect it
love you jello
i know ♡
we'd get
along.
trust me.
Text Jello